MC Love Bandit presents...: volume #1

fuck it suck it baby
we got the whole night ahead
try my mystic jello
i've heard it's a special treat

maybe i will go down on you
or maybe you on i
it doesn't really matter
as both are equally fine

they call me the midnight soldier
they call you the amazon queen
whatever we do together
it is bound to be okay

love is good, sex is better
i am also known as the sex getter
you go by the name of funky lady
they say that you are give excellent head...y

bad sex poetry
coming from my mouth
when we are done with the intercourse
your mother will move to south
(because she is so outraged by our shameless display
of carnal love...

...baby.)